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May 3rd, 2008

12:14 am: Breakfast lunch and dinner.

It's hard not to have a drinking problem when things like this exist. <3

Current Music: france gall

January 9th, 2008

10:24 pm: So as I'm sitting on the couch watching gossip girl my roommate is pacing around the room on his phone......

"Of course it's fucking wrong, her panties aren't in my mouth."

"Fuck you, pearl Jam fucking rocks."

"Because I love to poop."

"It's not the end of the world because a psychic said you're going to die."

"What would Dr. Phil do?"

Ahahahah. I'm so glad we're resigning the lease together in March.

December 28th, 2007

10:06 pm: Ho ho ho
So Christmas went quickly.

I drank so much I blacked out on Christmas. Apparently I was saying a whole bunch of happy things that I don't even remember thinking about, ever. I apparently INSISTED multiple times that my younger cousin had to come stay a weekend at my house, even though I really don't like her. Then went on to try and help wash dishes like 5 times in a row without remembering that I just offered. And then on the way home, my cousin stopped the car, there was a car parking in front of us, and I just got out and walked the rest of the 6 blocks home. I really don't remember any of this. I remember dinner... and then waking up in my bed. I'm amazed I made it home.

Today I went to Atlantic City. A black man hit on me and I dived into a couple pints of cider at an irish bar before gambling on some machine where I just pushed a lot of buttons. I'm really not a good gambler.

I have no idea what is going on for new years eve. My cousin is all excited that his friend scored some good coke, and that's as far as plans went. My sister suggested renting a couple motel rooms down the shore and having a party there. Most likely we'll just end up all drunk at my cousin's house, completely missing the 12:00 mark. New years day is fun, because we're just cooking a bunch of food at our house and all walking over to the parade, which is like 4 blocks over.

I realllllly hate when someone says they're going to call you... and then doesn't.

December 23rd, 2007

10:26 am: So this is christmas.
Things are.... !!!!!
I'm am that all the time.
Constantly excited with this big ball of heart pounding and uncontrollable smiles.
Christmas or?

Yesterday me and my sister spend all day shopping for this "dear santa" letter our roommate picked up. We bought all kinds of clothes and toys for these two kids and their mother. It's a thing here, where you can go to the post office and pick out any letters addressed to santa, and kind of adopt a family to help around the holidays. This mother was really sweet when we've talked to her and so thankful, that we're compelled to do more and more to make their christmas even better. Not to mention the kids live in a terrible neighborhood, yet keep their focus on school and could be the most polite children I've ever met. I think I'm going to go out today and pick a few other things up, and then we're going to deliver them tonight. Me and my sister had to give them a christmas like ours so we wrapped pajamas for new years eve, which is tradition in our home, and stuffed up some stockings with candy and toothpaste like our mom does every year. I'm super stoked.

I hope everybody's holiday season is wonderful. If it's not your holiday season... then I hope you can at least enjoy some time off work!

Current Mood: Yay!
Current Music: Queens of the stone age - lost art of keeping a secret

November 29th, 2007

07:17 pm: Holy Mary
Jon is here.
I am drunk.
Big party Saturday.
Eric decorated the railing so far.
It's fucking freezing.
I have rainbow chip cookies in my cabinet.
Tomorrow is Friday.
I bought a new dress.
And Christmas is here.

Now is good.
Especially with the $12 case of beer we have.

Current Mood: relaxedrelaxed

November 10th, 2007

10:48 am: I had an odd experiance last night.
I was at a bar last night.
A shitty, yet positively cheap bar.
All the way into Old City for this.
There happens to be a downstairs... and a camera showing this room to the upstairs.
Of course this is where the dancing happens.
So of course it's empty, so my sister and I go to fill it.
As we love dancing.
And we are terrible dancers. And everyone upstairs laughs. Appropriately.
Well after our 10 minutes of fame.
We come back up, drink a bit more, then get ready to leave.
Now this is where it gets weird.
I was waiting for the bathroom (only one room for boys and girls)
And some kid... let's call him a "bro" talks to me.
Saying I have sweet moves.
Or something awkward like that.
Then I just say thanks, and walk into the bathroom.
And before I can shut the door, he comes in and shuts it for me.
And I'm like... what the fuck are you doing?
One thing you should know about me, don't ever stand between me and a bathroom when I've been drinking.
Then he says he won't leave until I kiss him.
And I tell him get the hell out.
And he wouldn't leave.
And I really had to pee.
So I twisted his nipple, and he got pissed off and left and I happily wee'd.

I really hope that's not his go to move to pick up chicks.
It's kind of sexual harassment. Or could be misconstrued for peeping.

Current Location: PA

November 5th, 2007

04:13 pm: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
I'm in the new house.
And other than the fact that I don't have enough space for my clothes, it's all good.
This move was a smart one.
I have friends around here this time.
And bars to walk to.
That aren't creepy fishtown bars.
And we have internet!

I would like to be slightly further north, but here I get cheap rent, and it's not like philly is a big city.

However, we do not own a microwave.
And I never realized how much of my diet relies on microwavable heating.
What, cook my mac and cheese singles on the stove?
You do not make sense sir.
Luckily cheese and crackers and tomato sandwiches do not require any cooking.

My shoe ripped today.
I'm torn up about it. :(
(ahahahahahaha I just made that up now.)
But it's true. :(

Current Location: South side bitches.
Current Mood: amusedamused
Current Music: doug funny

October 30th, 2007

03:51 pm: I love Halloween.
In school we made a haunted house.
Our room was Frankenstein's Lab, so I got to dress as a crazy doctor.
I got the fro back with some hairspray and backcombing.
And I look fucking hot in scrubs.
It makes me want to be a nurse so I can wear them forever.
It turned out really cute in the end.
the other building went through it and were impressed with our work.
So much in fact that the school will give us money to do it next year.
And then invite social services to come through.
And families of the students.

I'm just happy that the idea worked.
I'm so smart.

Now tomorrow is Halloween and I'm busy all day long.
And Friday I have a teacher's conference in Atlantic city.
I was supposed to move Friday after work.
But now I won't get home until late evening.
And I haven't started packing.
And will I do it tonight?
No. I am going out for mischief night.
I have my toilet paper ready.

Current Mood: chipperchipper

October 8th, 2007

12:26 pm: hiiiii.
Went out to dinner for Cameron's birthday last night.
Pica de Gallo.
Wonderful mexican resturant on south. We got to eat outside which was nice.
It was super hot and humid last night.
It's october for goodness sake.
Be cold!

My parents called around midnight.
At the airport.
Mom lost the car keys.
So I had to drive all the way back to Jersey then back to the airport.
And I was so tired I slept at my sister's house because I wasn't driving back to jersey.

Liz finally came to her senses and is giving up her room in the house.
The funny part was that she left a post it note saying she was moving out.
Yeah.. she broke up with my sister and eric over a post it note!
Which means I'm moving back to philly soon.
Probably within the next two weeks (I hope).
I wish she would leave her shit there, because I really like the way she decorated the room.
And I mean, it's nothing important because she hasn't been in the room for 3 months.

Hope everyone is having a happy october.

Current Mood: chipperchipper
Current Music: caribou - She's the one

October 2nd, 2007

08:34 pm: George Costanz - o - lantern.

That only took 2 hours.

Happy Halloween


Current Mood: quite proud
Current Music: Muse ... that one on the radio
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